i want a cute boy to be kissing my neck right now
this is very confusing thanks to your url
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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
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